I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen .
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk. The electrician only agreed after 7 kisses. The Landlord is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items……….. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!
Your Sweet Heart